Velma: Don't look now, but there's a three headed monster right behind you. Daphne: It it breathing down the back of my neck? Velma: Yes. Daphne: Oh thank goodness! For a second I thought Scooby was trying to hit on me!
I think this conversation should have happened in the actual episode....
-Velma: *sigh* Shaggy. I've come to terms with the fact that you don't love me. And if you wanna date other girls, it's cool. I won't try to stop you. All I ask is that you please refrain from jumping into the panties of my girlfriends! Is that REALLY so much to ask!? -Shaggy: Like, I think I have a solution that is fair to everyone. Why don't the three of us head to my place for a three-some! That way, you get me back for the night, and I can get some hot Asian tail! Everybody wins! -Velma: You have got to be kidding! Can you believe him, Daphne!? ....Daphne? -Daphne: Freddy is my boyfriend. Did I mention that Freddy is my boyfriend? But only I get to call him "Freddy"; because he's my boyfriend! And I love him. And he loves me because he's my boyfriend! -Velma: .....Well, that does it. I think I'm officially gay now. All this drama has ruined heterosexuality for me. Screw y'all, I'm off to the Pride Parade!
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Date: 2011-06-30 04:25 am (UTC)Daphne: It it breathing down the back of my neck?
Velma: Yes.
Daphne: Oh thank goodness! For a second I thought Scooby was trying to hit on me!
Yeah that's all I got.
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Date: 2011-06-30 09:11 am (UTC)-Velma: *sigh* Shaggy. I've come to terms with the fact that you don't love me. And if you wanna date other girls, it's cool. I won't try to stop you. All I ask is that you please refrain from jumping into the panties of my girlfriends! Is that REALLY so much to ask!?
-Shaggy: Like, I think I have a solution that is fair to everyone. Why don't the three of us head to my place for a three-some! That way, you get me back for the night, and I can get some hot Asian tail! Everybody wins!
-Velma: You have got to be kidding! Can you believe him, Daphne!?
....Daphne?
-Daphne: Freddy is my boyfriend. Did I mention that Freddy is my boyfriend? But only I get to call him "Freddy"; because he's my boyfriend! And I love him. And he loves me because he's my boyfriend!
-Velma: .....Well, that does it. I think I'm officially gay now. All this drama has ruined heterosexuality for me. Screw y'all, I'm off to the Pride Parade!
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Date: 2011-06-30 02:30 pm (UTC)"Screw y'all, I'm going to the pride parade." I think I'm using this when I CAN.
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Date: 2011-07-01 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-04 03:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-05 02:07 am (UTC)Daphne and Scooby: Not us! :D
Shaggy: (Hmm, tastes like fish sticks!)